Masturbation Muses 2025

THIS IS MY YEAR 2025 IN MASTURBATION & PORN.

P.S.: (FYI the number next to the Lady’s name is the number of jerk-off/cumshot of yours truly while thinking about her or watching her in action. Fighting prostate cancer one jerk-off at a time. PYGOD‘s wives™ are in bold characters.)

1. EVA ANGELINA (MM DECADE 2010-2019) – 5 🥇
2. CANDIE EVANS – 5 🥇
3. BIANCA TRUMP – 5 🥇
4. KHLOE KAY (MM 2021 & 2022) – 4
5. VANDAL VYXEN – 4
6. CHANTALE – 4
7. JASMIN ST.CLAIRE (MM 2024) – 3
8. RAYLENE – 3
9. AUDREY – 3
10. J-LO – 3
11. ANNETTE SCHWARZ (MM 2011; DIRTIEST WOMAN OF ALL TIME) – 2
12. AUBREY KATE (MM 2023) – 2
13. SHYLA STYLEZ (MM 2015) – 2
14. JILL KELLY – 2
15. MISTY RAIN – 2
16. NICOLE SHERIDAN – 2
17. SHELBEE MYNE – 2
18. SARA JAY – 2
19. JOYCE OLIVEIRA – 2
20. HOLLY BODY – 2
21. HEIDI VAN HORNY – 2
22. MADISON IVY – 2
23. JESSE JANE – 2
24. GINA RYDER – 2
25. KARMA RX – 2
26. ANNA BEGGION – 2
27. KYLIE IRELAND – 2
28. VERONICA VAIN – 2
29. CASSIDY KLEIN – 2
30. DANI DANIELS – 2
31. KELLY CARLSON – 2
32. MONICA BELLUCCI – 2
33. LIS XXX – 2
34. MULATO BABE HOM STRAPON WEBCAM – 2
35. JADE VENUS – 2
36. EMPRESS VIRGIN MARY – 1
37. TERA PATRICK (SEXIEST WOMAN OF ALL TIME) – 1
38. AMY ANDERSSEN (MM 2012) – 1
39. CINDY CRAWFORD (MM 2010) – 1
40. TINA CHERRI – 1
41. ASIA CARRERA – 1
42. JR CARRINGTON – 1
43. DEBI DIAMOND – 1
44. ALEXA PARKS – 1
45. BRIDGETTE B – 1
46. BELADONNA – 1
47. KIRA NOIR – 1
48. PRIYA RAI – 1
49. JAYDEN COLE – 1
50. ALEXANDRA NICE – 1
51. BREE OLSON – 1
52. DAVIA ARDELL – 1
53. MONIQUE – 1
54. TANNER MAYES – 1
55. BONNIE ROTTEN – 1
56. KAREN KAM – 1
57. SUMMER STORM – 1
58. CARMELLA BING – 1
59. CARMEN LUVANA – 1
60. JANINE LINDEMULDER – 1
61. FELECIA – 1
62. CHRISTY MACK – 1
63. KRISTI MYST – 1
64. PATRICIA PETITE – 1
65. VIVIAN SILVERSTONE – 1
66. PYGOD’S WIVES – 1
67. SUNNY – 1
68. NIKKI LIPPS – 1
69. ALEXIS AMORE – 1
70. HALEY RYDER (BECKY LYNCH) – 1
71. AURORA SNOW – 1
72. ASHLEY BLUE – 1
73. STORMY DANIELS – 1
74. AMEENA GREEN – 1
75. JOANNA ANGEL – 1
76. TAURUS (FEET SUCKED LESBO WIFE) – 1
77. NOMIE – 1
78. DEVON MICHAELS – 1
79. DRU BERRYMORE – 1
80. VIOLET MYERS – 1
81. CALICO – 1
82. OLIVIA DEL RIO – 1
83. DOMINIQUE SIMONE – 1
84. SYLVIA SAINT – 1
85. GWEN SUMMERS – 1
86. SANDRA ROMAIN – 1
87. JENNIFER HILLS TS – 1
88. SUMMER HART TS – 1
89. TS GROUP FACIAL – 1
90. LACEY EVANS – 1
91. MANDY ROSE – 1
92. RONDA ROUSEY – 1
93. SKYE BLU – 1
94. KFC CHICK MEME – 1
95. SAMM NEXT DOOR FSPB – 1
96. ABS CHICK IN ALPHA DOG – 1
97. BEST SUCEUSE EVER ESCORTE – 1

CUMULATIVE MASTURBATION MUSE 2020-2025

1. KHLOE KAY – 46
2. JASMIN ST.CLAIRE – 39
3. BIANCA TRUMP – 37
4. AUBREY KATE – 33
5. SELVAGGIA – 32
6. RAYLENE – 30
7. EVA ANGELINA – 29
8. KIRIE CANTALOUPES – 28
9. SUMMER STORM – 28
10. SARA JAY – 25
11. VANDAL VYXEN – 25
12. NICOLE SHERIDAN – 24
13. JESSI – 22
14. HOLLY BODY – 20
15. SASHA FOXXX – 19
16. KIRA NOIR – 19
17. MADISON IVY – 19
18. CANDIE EVANS – 18
19. JILL KELLY – 18
20. AMY ANDERSSEN – 17
21. SHYLA STYLEZ – 16
22. HEIDI VAN HORNY – 16
23. KARMA RX – 16
24. CINDY CRAWFORD – 15
25. NIKITA DENISE – 15
26. GINA RYDER – 15
27. PRIYA RAI – 15
28. EMPRESS VIRGIN MARY – 13
29. ANNETTE SCHWARZ – 12
30. JANINE LINDEMULDER – 12
31. MONIQUE – 12
32. JAYDEN COLE – 12
33. DAVIA ARDELL – 11
34. ALEXA PARKS – 11
35. BRIDGETTE B – 11
36. JESSE JANE – 11
37. BELLADONNA – 11
38. MANDY MUSE – 11
39. TERA PATRICK – 10
40. JOYCE OLIVEIRA – 9
41. ASA AKIRA – 9
42. KRYSTAL STEAL – 9
43. CHRISTY MACK – 9
44. MISTY RAIN – 9
45. CARMELLA BING – 9
46. BONNIE ROTTEN – 8
47. ASIA CARRERA – 8
48. JYNX MAZE – 8
49. KAREN KAM – 8
50. JR CARRINGTON – 7
51. ALEXANDRA NICE – 7
52. ARIANA JOLLEE – 7
53. GOLDIE BLAIR – 6
54. JENNA JAMESON – 6
55. NAOMI RUSSELL – 6
56. TINA CHERI – 6
57. PINKY – 5
58. LOVE TWINS (x2) – 5
59. SHELBEE MYNE – 5
60. CARMEN LUVANA – 5
61. PATRICIA PETITE – 5
62. VIVIAN SILVERSTONE – 5
63. FELECIA – 5
64. ROSE MONROE – 5
65. BREE OLSON – 5
66. DEBI DIAMOND – 4
67. TANNER MAYES – 4
68. PAMELA KAYNE – 4
69. TIANA LYNN – 4
70. SEXY CORA – 4
71. KRISTI MYST – 4
72. SHAY SWEET – 4
73. TANIA RUSSOF – 4
74. HOLLY HENDRIX – 3
75. KONI DEMIKO – 2
76. ELICIA SOLIS – 2
77. MONICA MATTOS – 2
78. RENEE’S FRIEND – 2
79. JADE CARGILL – 2
80. SUNNY – 2
81. ANNA BEGGION – 2
82. ANNA MILLER – 1
83. CARMEN ARMANIA – 1
84. MIA KHALIFA – 1
85. PAMELA ANDERSON –
86. MERCEDES ASHLEY –
87. TORI WELLES –
88. MANA IZUMI –

1. PYGOD’S HAREM – 4
2. PYGOD’S WIVES (TRAVEL PACK 3) – 1
3. PYGOD’S WIVES (TRAVEL PACK 4) – 1
4. PYGOD’S WIVES TOP 10 – 1