The 5-Nut Rule means that I have to jerk off to a babe/team at least 5 times within a 30-day period before making her one of my PYGOD’s wives.
The 5-Nut Rule was officially instituted on July 24, 2026 before the induction of Number 111-115.
If I can’t nut 5 times to her in a 30 days period, she’s just isn’t PYGOD’s wives material.
Why 5?
Because 5 is the number of nuts that was enough to become Masturbation Muse of the Year 2025—a lackluster year that ended with three co-winners.
Why 30 Days?
A 30-day period is a far more meaningful test than spreading 5 nuts over an entire year.
If a babe can’t inspire five nuts in a single month, she simply isn’t worthy of belonging in my Harem.
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