Royal Mistress

My Perfect Real Doll

When I’ve asked myself:

What would be my Perfect Real Doll?

My first answer would be Empress Virgin Mary. My Perfect 10.

But I guess that a lack of reference would complicate its creation too much to have a perfect final result. At least, good enough to please me.

Then, my 3 real-life obvious choices:

Pamela Anderson. Probably the closest thing to perfection. A 9.9 out of 10. Blonde long hair, blue eyes, big boobs, sexy, perfect face, perfect feet, perfect pussy, tight ass, great tan.

Pamela Anderson CJ Parker Baywatch

But she’s only 5’5″. It seems that I have a preference for tall women. My Perfect Woman needs to be tall. The Empress is 6-foot tall.

Tera Patrick. A 5’9″ flawless Wasian natural Beauty. I’ve billed her The Sexiest Woman Of All Time for good reasons.

Tera Patrick sexiest pornstar ever

And Jade Cargill. A 5’10”, once in a lifetime muscular Beauty and astonishing physical marvel. Maybe a little bit too muscular.

In the history of humanity, such perfection has never been seen. And I think that we will never see another human being as perfect and unique as Jade Cargill.


Harem hierarchy

Jade Cargill is currently #88 entry in my 104 cherry-picked PYGOD’s wives.

Here’s my current Harem hierarchy:

  • Empress (1)
  • Imperial Consorts (2)
  • Favorites (Favorites of each years since 2010)
  • First Wives (Top 10 porn stars)
  • Wives (Top 40 without including the Empress)
  • First Concubines (Top 72 without including the Empress)
  • Concubines (Top 101 including the Empress)
  • Hos

Which, as the 88th entry, Jade Cargill is a concubine.

But the thing is that Jade Cargill is a never seen before specimen of Beauty and athletism.

“The PerfectEST” Jade Cargill is just too perfect to simply be a concubine.

She deserves to be elevated.


Royal Mistress

Royal Mistresses

French Kings were busy men. When they were not entertaining their private court by getting out of bed in the morning or sitting on the toilet—both ceremonial affairs—they were busy ruling France or spending its treasury.

Nonetheless, Kings still found plenty of time to bed numerous women. These women were known as Royal Mistresses.

Among the Royal Mistresses there were the Maîtresse-en-titre (official mistress) and several petite maîtresses (unofficial mistresses).

While the King may have had many mistresses, there was normally only one official Maîtresse-en-titre.

The Royal Mistress was often the most powerful person in a King’s Court.

As some mistresses were known to advise the King of France in state affairs, broker favors for clients, elevate others in social mobility, forge alliances and negotiate with foreign diplomats.

In contrast, the title petite maîtresse was the title of a mistress who was not officially acknowledged.


Trophy Wives

In my case, Royal Mistress is more of a look thing. Perfect Trophy Wives if you will.

It’s the logical successors to the Empress and the two Imperial Consorts. The Sexiest Woman Of All Time Tera Patrick and The Dirtiest Woman Of All Time Annette Schwarz.

Both aren’t just Trophy Wives. They are full-fletched porn star extraordinaires that I’ve jerked off a lot of times to.

Unfortunately, Jade Cargill isn’t a porn star. So, I haven’t seen much of her.

But, Jade Cargill is the total package.

She would fit perfectly with Empress Virgin Mary, Imperial Consort Tera Patrick, and Imperial Consort Annette Schwarz.

Drum roll…

WWE Jade Cargill trophy wife
Royal Mistress Jade Cargill

Four (4) is also an excellent number for a portable harem.


Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_mistress
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma%C3%AEtresse-en-titre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_French_royal_mistresses
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parc-aux-Cerfs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_and_British_royal_mistresses
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Russian_royal_mistresses_and_lovers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Swedish_royal_mistresses
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scottish_royal_mistresses

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