But if history teaches us anything, it’s that Emperors don’t know when to stop. — About Akbar the Great’s legendary harem of 5000 Concubines
Mughal emperor Akbar had 5000 women in his harem! With every conquest, his harem expanded with daughters of conquered kings! Along with a legion of Eunuchs to keep an eye on those women in the Harem! Akbar had 300 wives. The rest were dancing girls, concubines and sex slaves.
Some guys collect stamps. King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines.
I Collect Bitches
Speaking for myself, it’s always supposed to be the last woman to close the Perfect Harem.
Trying to convince myself than adding more women would just dilute the quality of my already Perfect Harem.
Trying to find the Perfect Number. First it was 10, then it was 40, 72, 101, 101+3.
Now I’m going to 105. I needed a never-seen-before freaky tattooed Lady. I found one.
Bonnie Blue’s perfect number for a gangbang was/is 1000. What about making mine? A thousand too?!
I would have plenty of time trying to fill it. Which I perceive as being almost mission impossible to fill since I’m cherry-picking my Women.
What is my new number? Which number will be on my merch??
It used to be 101, not too long ago.
Now, it’s soon to be 105.
The Largest Harem in History is 16,000 women!!
Maybe my number should be ∞ infinity. A symbol that is already part of my brand, part of who I am.
Thus being said,
It’s a good feeling to know that I will never stop. That I don’t have to stop.
Now I can always be on the hunt for a new one.
The last one.
Sources:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IndiaSpeaks/comments/fhko8w/mughal_emperor_akbar_had_5000_women_in_his_harem/
https://owlcation.com/curiosities/women-of-the-mughal-emperors-harem
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